........ it would take hours to recount the quotes of Ballet Mag. But, I'll tell you one. Now, you have to imagine 3am, me in a very sleepy voice, absolutely serious. I didn't laugh at all. It was weird. And really long. But hilarious. So, Katie (a girl in level 8) comes into our hall with a legwarmer wrapped around her head, a banana in her hand, and a posse of banana holders behind her. They kidnap Beth, our counselor, then let her go. About 5 minutes later, Lindsay (a girl in level 9) runs into our hall screaming, "Where are my bananas?!?" Katie and her posse run in, still holding the bananas, and hold up Lindsay. Later, while Rachel and I are laying in bed getting ready for sleep, we're talking about ninjas. Then pirates. I say, "Pirates names always have something to do with beard. Blackbeard, Whitebeard, Graybeard..." Rachel says, "Bluebeard, Purplebeard..." I say, "Pinkbeard!" Rachel says, "Pinkbeard the pirate would be gay." I say, "I'm pink beard the pirate, and I'm a girl, so that doesn't work.... and I have a ship. Made of sponge. The sponge holes are really big, so it's like a cavernous cave in my ship. And it's coated with tar, so it doesn't sink. My sail is made of cheese, so it's not electric conducing... er... it doesn't conduct electricity. I sail around in my ship and fight the good guys. Except, I always win, because bad guys always win. The good pirates will come on my ship, but I have my little Reepicheep mouse rapier and stab them full of holes and they spurt blood, and it's a beautiful sight. Then my crew is made of bunnies. Well, people with bunny ears and bunny tails and bunny legs. And they carry claymores. So we went to this village and I ordered my crew to attack. The chopped up the houses so they fell down and crushed all the people inside. They dug them up and threw them in the ocean. The ocean turned a nice shade of red, and it was a beautiful sight. Then we went to the king. The first mate held him up with his claymore and said, 'Pinkbeard the Pirate wants you to be a captive.' And the king says, 'Pinkbeard the pirate is gay.' And I say, 'Pinkbeard the Pirate is a woman.' Then the King follows and I put him in my deep cavernous ship, and put him through unimaginable torture. He gets stung by anemia... I mean.... amememenenome.... anemone. But only one at a time, very slowly. Then when he's in so much pain that he can't stand it, the ship sponges him full of water, then sucks it all out again. Then the anemone sting again. The repeats until he dies of starvation. Then we go to my island, which is shaped like a heart. In the inverted point of the heart, like the top, I have a parking spot for my pirate ship. And I drive my pirate ship around the island and park there. In the middle of the island is my castle, which is made of marshmellows... no. It's a regular castle, only it's covered in marshmellows, and the sun melts them, so I have a white sticky shiny castle." At this point, Rachel is asleep, so I stop. This is what happens when it's 3 in the morning and I've had 20oz of Dr. Pepper. Hugs and Kisses! ~Sarah~